I am Core So-and-so, and I do blablabla!

So, you say you are a core, and tell what you do. Then the next person says what happned to you. Then that person says what core they are and what they do. Eg:

SirAwesome: I am a Core, and i post redlinks!
Creepyportals: Another core came and took your job.
I am a core, and i crash computers!
JudZud: While trying to crash your 1337th one, it backfired, and you exploded.
I am a core, and i was created to make endless streams of bad ideas!
A portaly test subject: You were blasted into space.

I will start. I am a core, and i drag wikia users to this wiki!
NOTE: The awnser does not have to be a fail; e.g, "I am a core, and i crash computers!" The next person could say "Congraz! You crashed every computer in the world."